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30 December, 2005
5:38 PM

Haha! me and joce are playing this game. cos we're bored to tears.

From "I am full."

to

I am super full with 200 unhealthy fries that contain alot of fats and salts that my maid fed me and it might lead to liver problems but i'll lose it tmr after going on the threadmill and swimming 50 laps from one side of east coast to another, followed by skipping 500 times, leading to flooding my house with perspiration which my poor maid has to clean up later, she went to the grocery store to buy a giant vacuum cleaner, but after all, she brought this upon herself for feeding me the fries, the vacuum cleaner was as big as a bus and made my aunt die of a heart attack when she brought it into the house, an immediate funeral was held, my aunt was lucky to be buried in my sea of sweat as sweat, scientifically proven could preserve bodies, so in the respect of my aunt, my maid did not suck up my sweat using the giant vacuum cleaner after all, instead, she left the whole house flooded like that and was sacked immediately by my mum when she found the furniture swimming in a sea of sweat, my maid yelled at the top of her lungs that my poor mum was a lousy employer and the world's meanest asshole and "God will punish you!!!", my mum was so appalled that she took her bags and threw them out of the door, and she screamed at my maid to get out of the hse, my maid was very obedient so she did as told, and scramed, and was never to be seen agn.

The end. =))

credits:
Jocelyn tay
Stephanie Leong

hahahahahaha!