Okay. This is getting really irritating. I have NOTHING to do at all. Well, actually, I do, if you count hw. But I don't even understand all that math crap. urgh!! How the fuck can remainder and factor theorems help us in our lives anyway! Ahhhhhh!! I'm just so bored!! I wish there's some party I can attend or sth. Or go midnight shopping. If there is one going on. You get my point.

And I've been trying to tie up my hair. I can't!! There's just too much leftovers!! Damn! I cant not use hairband and even when I use it will be all puffed up behind. Urgh! I guess I'll hv to pin it all down. I don't wanna use hair gel or wax or lotion or spray. I used it in Pri. 6 when almost half my head of hair dropped because during the whole of Pri. 5, I had stupidly applied so much conditioner on my hair-everywhere. I think that's the dumbest thing I hv ever done in my whole entire life, cos i suffered like shit in pri6 when all the stupid baby hair started growing like ALL OVER and made me look like some kind of freak. haha i sidetracked so much. And'I'm scared that i'll take forever to put the contacts into my eyes. omg i cant wait for my hair to grow longer, it's not like i'm very patient, and i really cant be anymore bothered to sweep it out of my eyes. ugh. irritating.

But he's irresistible
Up close and personal
Now inescapable
I can hardly breathe,
more than just
Physical deeper than spiritual
His ways are powerful
And irresistible to me

oh wow, my dad just said that we'll play monopoly and the winner will get 50bucks from him. That's cool. Hooray.

wth my com's lagging like shit. irritating.

I suggested the starting this time: "I walked."

I walked with my new converse shoes towards a dustbin that has a pleasant smell of fresh flowers, i peered inside and saw that a bunch of roses were thrown carelessly inside, ooh, a heartbreak, i thought, so I took them out put them right under my nose and took a deep breath and CHOKED, cos the scent was so freaking overwhelming, so i fainted, when i woke up, i came faca to face to a big black dog, and appearantly the dog performed cpr, I choked once again and walked to another corner to faint incase the dog starts pumping my chest and putting its mouth to mine, i realised the dog must be from some first aid doggie colony but i really wonder how can they let the dogs actually do cpr, and make ppl choke and faint from their doggy breath, but then agn, i realised that the dog had actually saved my life so i decided to let it pee in the bin which it has been wanting to all along, i mean, which dog doesn't want to pee in a dustbin that doesn't stink, so being the thoughtful and animal loving me, i carried it up and put it's lower body into the bin, it gladly took the chance and peed happily, i was glad i could make someone's day, i thought it had stopped peeing so i shook it a little to let all the pee drip off, but it wasnt done peeing!! It was the worst mistake i could ever make, It got irritated by me shaking it and turned around and peed in my face, "BITCH!!" i yelled out in utmost disgust as i spitted and sputtered, I wiped my face on the dog's fur before throwing it to the ground, it was then that i realised it was the BIGGEST mistake i had ever made in my entire life, the fur stank like SHIT!! But I comforted myself knowing that now, its fur had its own urine in it, however, my face was stinking and probably yellow and sticky full of urine, i looked at the floor and realised that there was blood leaking from the dog's ass, OH NO, IT IS HAVING IT'S PERIOD! I took a cloth and deperately tried to clean it up, oh great, now my face has the dog's urine and my hands, it's blood, oh ew, that's when i realized, it never pays to be good, the dog had probably meant for me to die by breathing it's stinkin breath into my mouth, what a mean ass, but instead I lived, so now its trying to get back at me by acting like a good old innocent doggy who just wants to pee in the bin and then plan its revenge, i was so shocked by the meanness of this scheming bitch, i was suprised how much it can think in the small little puny brain of it, and when I thought things couldn't get worse, my body started to itch, that godamn thing has fleas, omg, wth, i was so pissed off that i gave it a good kick up it's bloody ass, it bared its teeth ferociously at me but i didnt give a hoot, i just sat down and picked all the bloody ticks off my body, when i looked at, i saw it's hideous face breathing at my face, it then pounced onto me and tried bite a chunk of me out, but lucky i learnt combat yoga, so i just punched it-left,right!!- on both eyes and i witnessed the most outrageously hideous sight, it's eyeballs sunken in so much that there were blank sockets and the eyeballs were inflated, blood started spurting out in all directions, that made me even more outraged, now my whole garden is stained by its blood, luckily this old distorted and wrinkly owner approached me and told me that the dog was his and forever have menses and that it always go around trying to taste human meat, he said he had enough of it's bullshit trying to kill other ppl so he took out a stagger and plunged it into its heart, it howled in pain before falling onto the ground, dead and bleeding, the owner stood tall and smirked at the dead dog and said, i never really loved you anyway, and sauntered out of my garden, dragging the dog by it's collar, and to think, all these just started from a stupid bunch of roses in the bin.

Ta-da!!

The end.

Credits:
me
joce
=))

Haha! me and joce are playing this game. cos we're bored to tears.

From "I am full."

to

I am super full with 200 unhealthy fries that contain alot of fats and salts that my maid fed me and it might lead to liver problems but i'll lose it tmr after going on the threadmill and swimming 50 laps from one side of east coast to another, followed by skipping 500 times, leading to flooding my house with perspiration which my poor maid has to clean up later, she went to the grocery store to buy a giant vacuum cleaner, but after all, she brought this upon herself for feeding me the fries, the vacuum cleaner was as big as a bus and made my aunt die of a heart attack when she brought it into the house, an immediate funeral was held, my aunt was lucky to be buried in my sea of sweat as sweat, scientifically proven could preserve bodies, so in the respect of my aunt, my maid did not suck up my sweat using the giant vacuum cleaner after all, instead, she left the whole house flooded like that and was sacked immediately by my mum when she found the furniture swimming in a sea of sweat, my maid yelled at the top of her lungs that my poor mum was a lousy employer and the world's meanest asshole and "God will punish you!!!", my mum was so appalled that she took her bags and threw them out of the door, and she screamed at my maid to get out of the hse, my maid was very obedient so she did as told, and scramed, and was never to be seen agn.

The end. =))

credits:
Jocelyn tay
Stephanie Leong

hahahahahaha!

Hello! I'm so bored!! lalala.

Finally got my velvet esprit sweater. =) after waiting for God knows how long. teehee!

omg!! you know sth! joce is a meanie!!

Joce says:
steph try to look shorter pls
[[steph]] imagination's taking over says:
wth!!
Joce says:
dont sit up so straight

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! what crap!! And she just suggested putting cushions on her seat. I have no idea why. hahaha!

We're talking abt next yr now. 4 more days! Till school reopen. I'll miss lazing ard my hse, doing nth. hahaha.

i want your hot stuff, baby tonight!

lalala. Oh God. I'm so bored.

ooh ooh ohh yea.

haha we're gonna play a game now. say sth abt ourselves. hahaha. what the hell man.

ahhh. i'm waiting for my uncle to drop my cousin and my aunt here. omg!! i was up since 8 to walk tasha and i took my own sweet time to bathe and still waited for at least 3 hrs?? rubbish. ahhh. getting super impatient. i've been bloghopping and journalling and writing for the past 3 hrs.. bored!! oh i cut my hair ytd. haha. =))

oh yay!! think they're here.finally!!

Just watched Jesus with my dad. super nice. it was touching. =) and it moved me.

Went to my gram's hse today. haha. it was fun. and she gave me money to buy the esprit threequarter velvet sweater. of course, i refused, but she insisted. so i finally accepted. i feel bad. sigh.

I'll be going shopping with my aunt and cousin tmr. to bugis i think. nd to get more christmas presents and clothes for myself. haha. yay! cant wait.

Merry Christmas! =))

Stayed at Hoilday Inn at orchard from the 24th to tonight. It was so bloody small. Seriously. And 4 of us squeeze into one king sized bed?! wth!! cos all the suites were fully booked. sigh. Hyatt is so much nicer and it's nearer to the other malls too. This one is only near to centrepoint. haha.

anyway. checked in on christmas eve. went to rest in that stupid puny hotel room then went out for lunch at a jap restaurant and walked ard centrepoint. bought stuffies and went to cold storage to get snacks for the hotel. haha.the n went back and rest agn. wth! i went to the gym while my mum and dad slept. God knows what my bro was doing. disturbing them, i think, haha. I covered 5 km!! haha. okay, it's not a big deal, but it is to me. I guess. cos the only time i covered 5 km was at taiwan when i was super cold and ran the fisrt km without a drop of perspiration. haha. then i went back up to the room and bathed. and we went out for dinner at a chinese restaurant. ate so much. ugh.

then on chrismas day, watched narnia at plaza sing. it's nice!! haha. then walked ard there, ate a little and went home to dump everything that we didnt need. at least, that was what i thought we were gonna do. turned out we had to bathe there and my parents slept! wth! so i went online and kept myself busy. haha. then went to a western restaurant for dinner. played monopoly at the hotel room. haha. watched sweet home alabama and finally slept.

and went home today. haha. tuitionn started . gtg.

finished the originalffis blog. go see! all our pics together. haha. and billy shakespheare. haha! we're gonna try to record it. but we'll have to meet up first. which is super impossible since all of us are busy almost everyday. =\

why conform without a fuss, daddy, daddy, no! I dont wanna go to school, woo!

Just finished the sisterhood of the travelling pants. It's so nice. abt 4 best friends. I wanna read the novel. And the truth abt love as well. haha.

rainbow connection ended. i'm sad. it's so nice!! althought the script is..wierd. and a bit childish. haha.

went xmas shopping today with joce nic peiqi and grace. it was fun but super tiring. we splitted up. i went with joce and nic grace peiqi went off together. haha. hunted ard almost the whole of wisma for their presents. walk here walk there. tiring like hell. when we were finally done, ni told me that grace and peiqi wants their presents wrapped. haha. we were so damn tired already. lol. anyways. went to watsons to get wrapping paper. the wrapping lady said tat they could wrap stuff that was not sold in watson, so we bought it. when we approached her agn, she said that there was some miscommunication. so she didnt wrap for us. mean. me and joce didnt know what to do. stood and stone there outside watsons. then i suggested to just do it with our barehands. we went all over taka to find a place to sit and wrap. guess where we did it. on the steps to the exit!! omg!! public humiliation!! and we were both wearing skirts! wth! i usd all the bags to cover. haha. everyone in the escalators surrounding us was staring! ugh! and one grp of guys took a picture! wth man!!we realised the wrapper was plastic. so it wasnt tearable. we combined both presents. in that striking gold wrapper. hahahah. pq was wrapped in a retarded square box and grace's was wrapped in a shape of a sweet. hahaha. and the scotchtape we used were from the plastic bags tapes from the shops. they didnt even stick well. haha. so i borrowed some from auntie anne's and i tore them while joce stuck them on. at the water fountain seat.

finally met up with them. went to macs for lunch. then walked over to far east. i pierced my navel there. at primitive arts. i was so damn scared okay. esp in the room. omg. i kp asking him if it'll hurt. he said a bit. but that's their job to say a bit right. haha. wanted to run out of the little room and never come back. but i didnt. thank God. It did hurt a little. but i like it!! =)) grace said that joce and peiqi were super scared for me until a grp of girls thought they were the ones piercing. hahaha. so cute!! joce was pinching someone. haha. nic said she was sucking in her tummy. lol. i just realised how many times a day i nd to bend down. but i cant. i'm not allowed to swim, do sit ups, eat seafood for a month! and i cant bend down to pick up stuffs, i nd to squat down. haha. then went to borders to rest. sat down there until the security guard chased us out then went to taka. i was tired like hell, my toes were aching like mad, i just wanted to get home and rest. haha. so that's what i did. left the rest at topshop. headed home. yay! unpacked all the shopping stuffs and packed my clothes and stuff for tmr. gonna go to malacca. another convoy. yay! mummy isnt going though. haha. so it's just daddy, brother and me. i hope my bro doesnt annoy the hell outta me there. haha.

Hahahahahahahaha!!! Went for a super amusing job ytd. I still laugh when i think of it. But that doesnt mean i like it. cos i dont like it at all. I saw an ad on the papers that you can make money and friends at orchard. and have fun. Toatal bullshit. Rushed all the way there. Spent 8 bucks on my cab fare. And guess what? Me and joan went there first and we were guided by 2 guys. Supposed to sell you know what? PENS. stupid cheapo pens to everyone in orchard. What crap is this? Each pen for 2 bucks. That's so shitty. And we were supposed to babble on and on about how their 2 bucks will help kids from broken families and unemployed and homeless people. That's so crap. Cos out of the 2 bucks, we get to kp one and the stupid cheating company get to kp the other 1 buck.Utter rubbish. Perspired like mad trying to get people to buy those pens. Ugh. I seriously felt like a damn freak. Grace joan nic are gonna work at some library at victoria street today. I cant go cos i already made other plans. ugh. now i cant recover my losses from the cab fare and other stuffs. I want an easier job. Like flyers and stuff.

Oh! watched king kong ytd. from 10.30 to 1.40 liddat. at night! and some parts were so gruesome. esp the cannibal part. ew. I sort of squeaked cos i had a shock and i coers my ears and crammed my eyes shut. haha. dont wanna see. It's really scary. But overall, it was a nice movie. haha. =)

wth.wthwthwth.

I'm happy i managed to achieve a C cup.

every freaking night I massage it before I go to bed and apply boobs enhancement lotion and eat boobs enhancement pills and all that shit. and i drink papaya with frigging milk. yep. that's how i achieve my C cup. =)

THAT WAS A FRIGGING LAME SHIT DARE AND IT'S NOT TRUE AND I THINK THAT IF YOU BELIEVE IT, YOU'RE REALLY DUMB.

Okay that's all.

lol. anna asked me to do this.=)

List (in no particular order) 3 people you talk to online, 4 people you see in school, 2 teachers, 3 people you love goin out with and 3 people in your sms inbox.
People:
1. Joce
2. Gen
3. Nic
4. Aisha
5. Dana
6. Kellyn
7. Dahlia
8. Grace Soh
9. Ms Rosalie Chan
10. Joan
11. Cam
12. Annabel
13. Ms Ng
14.Vic
15. Raelene

Questions:

1. What do you think of number 4?
~ Hyper, funny, sometimes a little mad, but she's a caring and a great friend. =))

2. How would you feel if number 4 slapped your face?
~ Why would she do that? I would be shocked, then get pissed.

3. How nice is number 6?
~ Super nice. She can make a caring friend and an awesome lab partner. lol!

4. On a scale of 10, how much would you rate number 5?
~ She's got a sunshine personality and a good dancer. 9.

5. Will you ever fall for number 11?
~ ?!?? Obviously not. lol!

6. Honestly, if number 8 meet with an accident, what will you do?
~ I'll cry and cry and be super worried and pray hard that she wont die.

7. What sport would you play with number 12?
~ Gymnast during pe at the beginning of this year, and dance.

8. What if number 1 got a boyfriend?
~ I'll be super happy for her. haha. '=)

9. Do you hate number 9?
~ No. though sometimes she can make me really pissed off. like that geog in drama presentation. haha.

10. How much do you like number 2?
~ A lot. She's someone I can talk to and shop with and we can talk for hours and not get bored.

11. Will 13 and 7 make a good couple?
~ I dont think so! hahahah.

12. Would 14 one day kill you?
~ I dont think so. I always eat in class though. =
13. Who do you like more between 3 and 10
~I love them both. it's equal.

Next 5 people:
1. Joce
2. Nic
3. Grace Soh
4. Dahlia
5. Yi Wen

Yay done.

If I could spend my whole life
Just looking into your eyes
I'll be happy just knowing you're with me

lalala. another boring day. finished all my hw today. tuition and school. but i'll hv more to do tmr after learning lab. eek. had a mini movie marathon alone until my brother came to annoy me occasionally. haha. i kp watching repeated show. I can watch them more than 10 times and not get bored. hahah.

Baby, I can give you anything
If you promise to be with me
I promise I can make you happy
That's the way our love should be
No one could love you better anyway
You'll never find another close to me
I promise I can make you happy
And that's the way our love should be