just a place to call YOUR OWN

10:26 PM

I suggested the starting this time: "I walked."

I walked with my new converse shoes towards a dustbin that has a pleasant smell of fresh flowers, i peered inside and saw that a bunch of roses were thrown carelessly inside, ooh, a heartbreak, i thought, so I took them out put them right under my nose and took a deep breath and CHOKED, cos the scent was so freaking overwhelming, so i fainted, when i woke up, i came faca to face to a big black dog, and appearantly the dog performed cpr, I choked once again and walked to another corner to faint incase the dog starts pumping my chest and putting its mouth to mine, i realised the dog must be from some first aid doggie colony but i really wonder how can they let the dogs actually do cpr, and make ppl choke and faint from their doggy breath, but then agn, i realised that the dog had actually saved my life so i decided to let it pee in the bin which it has been wanting to all along, i mean, which dog doesn't want to pee in a dustbin that doesn't stink, so being the thoughtful and animal loving me, i carried it up and put it's lower body into the bin, it gladly took the chance and peed happily, i was glad i could make someone's day, i thought it had stopped peeing so i shook it a little to let all the pee drip off, but it wasnt done peeing!! It was the worst mistake i could ever make, It got irritated by me shaking it and turned around and peed in my face, "BITCH!!" i yelled out in utmost disgust as i spitted and sputtered, I wiped my face on the dog's fur before throwing it to the ground, it was then that i realised it was the BIGGEST mistake i had ever made in my entire life, the fur stank like SHIT!! But I comforted myself knowing that now, its fur had its own urine in it, however, my face was stinking and probably yellow and sticky full of urine, i looked at the floor and realised that there was blood leaking from the dog's ass, OH NO, IT IS HAVING IT'S PERIOD! I took a cloth and deperately tried to clean it up, oh great, now my face has the dog's urine and my hands, it's blood, oh ew, that's when i realized, it never pays to be good, the dog had probably meant for me to die by breathing it's stinkin breath into my mouth, what a mean ass, but instead I lived, so now its trying to get back at me by acting like a good old innocent doggy who just wants to pee in the bin and then plan its revenge, i was so shocked by the meanness of this scheming bitch, i was suprised how much it can think in the small little puny brain of it, and when I thought things couldn't get worse, my body started to itch, that godamn thing has fleas, omg, wth, i was so pissed off that i gave it a good kick up it's bloody ass, it bared its teeth ferociously at me but i didnt give a hoot, i just sat down and picked all the bloody ticks off my body, when i looked at, i saw it's hideous face breathing at my face, it then pounced onto me and tried bite a chunk of me out, but lucky i learnt combat yoga, so i just punched it-left,right!!- on both eyes and i witnessed the most outrageously hideous sight, it's eyeballs sunken in so much that there were blank sockets and the eyeballs were inflated, blood started spurting out in all directions, that made me even more outraged, now my whole garden is stained by its blood, luckily this old distorted and wrinkly owner approached me and told me that the dog was his and forever have menses and that it always go around trying to taste human meat, he said he had enough of it's bullshit trying to kill other ppl so he took out a stagger and plunged it into its heart, it howled in pain before falling onto the ground, dead and bleeding, the owner stood tall and smirked at the dead dog and said, i never really loved you anyway, and sauntered out of my garden, dragging the dog by it's collar, and to think, all these just started from a stupid bunch of roses in the bin.

Ta-da!!

The end.

Credits:
me
joce
=))